You don't know true freedom until you take off your pants and run down a football field. For all those who have done the same, I salute you in your freedom search. We, the pant-less runners, must unite out lack of pants and run together, for freedom, for justice and for a better pair of pants. Unite my friends and show the world that clothes only get you down and slow down your freedom.

Pant-Less Runners.
Join a better tomorrow.